WIN BRITNEY SPEARS TICKETS!

LSL is the best and i think its great that you guys are taking the time to share your fun stories and experience with LSL!  I dare you to share your funniest/most embarrasing stories!!
 
LETS GO!
 
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my most embarrassing thang was in the 7th grade.  i ask the teacher for a hallway pass so i can use the restroom.  i was in a hurry and when i went piss and i zipped up my foreskin got caught in the zipper.  it hella hurt and when i went back to class i was walkin hella funny and everybody was looking at me.   i was walking hella slow and limpin so everybody thought i crap in my pants or diarhea or some shit.  i couldnt defend myself and say that i just caught my foreskin on the zipper. whats worse is the girl i used to hella like was in that class wit me.  for awhile my boyz called me Shitface cause my face look like i was taking a shit.   

ouchithurts,
i think caught in the zipper happened to all of us guys at one point.  i sympathize with your story. heh

elle,
wheres your story?

mztrangel,
youre hitting my soft spot as i was also once a starving college student.  now im just a starving working professional.  i have a feeling you will get somebody's vote. 

The worse "date" I've ever been on was with a cute Irish guy in the sunshine state. I was under the impression that we were simply watching a movie at his place; he picked me up, we got to his house, and the first thing he did was pick me up, put me on the bed and start kissing me. I stopped him and asked him what movie he wanted to watch. He laughed and said he couldn't believe I actually thought we were watching a movie! I immediately asked him to take me home!

sorry, now that ive registered, lets try this again.....

The worse "date" I've ever been on was with a cute Irish guy in thesunshine state. I was under the impression that we were simply watchinga movie at his place; he picked me up, we got to his house, and thefirst thing he did was pick me up, put me on the bed and start kissingme. I stopped him and asked him what movie he wanted to watch. Helaughed and said he couldn't believe I actually thought we werewatching a movie! I immediately asked him to take me home!

dr love does not want the tickets because 2 tickets would not allow me to take all my girls  but thanks anyways LSL

Hi! I want to win those tickets and DESERVE to win those tickets because I visit LSL almost every day and i tell all my friends to support you guys.  I should win because i am the BIGGEST supporter for sure!  I'm sorry if I dont have any embarrassing moments or horrible dates, just hand me them tickets!

Well, LSL, I truly believe That I should win the tickets, well, if you ever met me, then you would know I was her fan...even if you didn't remember my name, you would at least remember that....sad but true. Another reason being because I actually got tickets to her last concert from my big sister for my birthday, and not even a month before the show, it was canceled due to Britney's knee injury. It was going to be the first time I finally got the oppurtunity to see her since she first came out. I was the most excited person ever!!! But when the cancelation news broke however, I was devistated. I cried for probably a week...I kid you not. Britney Spears has helped me through sooo much. Her music has helped me to cope with the deaths of my loved ones who have passed, break-ups, depression, and just really tough times. I was actually diagnosed with bi-polar about 4 years ago. Knowing that Britney is also bi-polar it has been very inspiring to see the Phoenix rise from the ashes, so to speak. Right now I'm actually apart of the faceless crowd in America who have lost their jobs recently...so you see, the only way I could even hope to catch a glimpse of Britney Spears concert is by winning your contest. Even if they were the most far-away seats that were possible, I promise you that there is not another person who would appreciate them more than me...and I never break promises.
         P.S. Even my display name relates to Britney hehe
                                                Sincerely, The True Number 1 Fan                                             
                                                         Roger Paul Bray Jr.

asims,
youre right, thats a lousy date.  too much testosterone or something.  if you win those tickets you will surely have a better date.  good luck!

misspham,
i like your strategy, both supportive and begging.  im sure you will get a few votes ;p

britneyfan54,
that was a very heartfelt entry.  i almost cried myself when i read it.   if you dont win i will definately cry. 

I should win because i love brit. i will travel as far as i have to see Britney and i will do just about anything to see her with my own eyes. This might be my only chance. Ive never wanted anything this much!!

im postin this about the most embarrassing prank we did on of our boyz.  our friend "Q" was tryna quit smoking cigarettes cuz his lady hated it so he was on the nicotine patch.  we alwayz kick it at his pad cuz he got a bad azz plasma TV and hella video games so we usually drank and smoke and play games at his pad.  it was the spot.  well one day while we were over and he was in the bathroom doin his thang we snuck into his room and switched his nicotine patches out with his lady's birth control patches.  he wore the birth control patches for like 3 days and only figured it out cuz he kept cravin for stoges and feeling funny.  his lady was in on the joke too and she told us she couldnt stoplaughing when they were getting it on and he would get all pissed offlike he was PMSing.  we still make hella girl jokes about him

im postin this about the most embarrassing prank we did on of our boyz.  our friend "Q" was tryna quit smoking cigarettes cuz his lady hated it so he was on the nicotine patch.  we alwayz kick it at his pad cuz he got a bad azz plasma TV and hella video games so we usually drank and smoke and play games at his pad.  it was the spot.  well one day while we were over and he was in the bathroom doin his thang we snuck into his room and switched his nicotine patches out with his lady's birth control patches.  he wore the birth control patches for like 3 days and only figured it out cuz he kept cravin for stoges and feeling funny.  his lady was in on the joke too and she told us she couldnt stoplaughing when they were getting it on and he would get all pissed offlike he was PMSing.  we still make hella girl jokes about him

kees,
thank you for your entry but it doesnt meet the 50 word minimum i dont think...just resubmit it after you ad some more to it...

aznsoljah,
hahaha, that is pretty embarrassing for your friend...i might just try that on a friend

hey ?!?! somebody copied my name!  he/she should be disqualified!!!!!