I got my bachelor's in Zoology, a master's in Pimpology and an MD in Cardiology so please dont ask me to fix your car or paint your nails just cause im vietnamese! but ill be damn good at guiding your animal instincts, teaching you the ancient art of pimping, or fixing your broken heart! so talk to me, you know you want to!
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Trouble in paradise? Or just plain lonely? Tell me about it! Dr Love makes you feel loved!
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haha! i love your topic and introduction!
Dear Dr. Love...i dont have any questions about "love" right now but i want to know more about you other than your educational background. have you written any books? and where did you get your mojo? is is innate or something you can pay to learn?
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mr webmaster are you sure you dont have any questions about "love"? you are lonely enough to reply to my topic so i am sure you are in need of some lessons. first of all i have not written any books because i saw the craze over the last harry potter book so i dont want to disrupt society in that manner again. but i have put smiles on many peoples faces especially ladies young or old so hows that for credentials? my "mojo" is a combination of good genes and superpimptastic social suave so dont expect to become perfect like Dr Love but i can help you do better in your relationships. take advantage of my free advice cause the only reason why im not charging you is because i want to help you keep some of these ladies off my back. too many clients, so little time
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superpimptastic huh? i think you've been watching too many movies! so are you married or is that not your thing?
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marriage is for the insecure or for those who need tax shelter. i am in no way insecure and i dont need tax shelter because pimps dont pay taxes. does that answer your question?
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hey dont be calling me names now tivo. you call me a fool but watch your lady become foolish over me!
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drlove, i thought you were supposed to make us feel loved? maybe you should change your name. haha
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mr webmaster if you read it again, my name is dr love, not father love III. i aint no damn saint.
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dr. love... i need a drink.. what should i drink?
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Hello Dr. Love,
I need advice. I have been bugging my boyfriend of 2+ years about being more affectionate and vocal about his feelings but he keeps using the excuse that it feels unnatural to not only him, but males in general. He calls all that "bitch made" shit. He says he just jokes around about that, but c'mon a part of him is probably scared of looking "weak" so he puts up this front.
He keeps saying that I have unrealistic expectations and that I am not accepting him for who he is and constantly trying to change him. He says that people show their affections in different ways and that I can't expect him to show his affections in the specific way that I want.
We're always arguing about this stuff (let alone other things) over and over again. I've tried to break up with him many times, but we always end up getting back together because he makes "strong" arguments.
Dr. Love, as a guy, is this just a case of "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus" and I just need to let him go at his own pace (but its been 2+ years) or do I really need to break up with him because he is unwilling to give me what I need?
I need advice. I have been bugging my boyfriend of 2+ years about being more affectionate and vocal about his feelings but he keeps using the excuse that it feels unnatural to not only him, but males in general. He calls all that "bitch made" shit. He says he just jokes around about that, but c'mon a part of him is probably scared of looking "weak" so he puts up this front.
He keeps saying that I have unrealistic expectations and that I am not accepting him for who he is and constantly trying to change him. He says that people show their affections in different ways and that I can't expect him to show his affections in the specific way that I want.
We're always arguing about this stuff (let alone other things) over and over again. I've tried to break up with him many times, but we always end up getting back together because he makes "strong" arguments.
Dr. Love, as a guy, is this just a case of "Men are from Mars and Women are from Venus" and I just need to let him go at his own pace (but its been 2+ years) or do I really need to break up with him because he is unwilling to give me what I need?
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dr. love what should i do women tell me that my penis is too long and my erections last for hours on end. should i consider surgery?
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meo, you should drink a shot of my love potion. fill up 16oz glass with ice, add a shot of cordon blue, 4 squeezes of lime, a shot of hennessy vsop, fill the rest with dr pepper, then add a spoonful of my man-made ingredient, stir it and enjoy. this will give you an orgasmic buzz. you know that song "make love in the club" by usher? what do you think he drank to give him inspiration to write that song?
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cockmuncher dont be a silly rabbit. surgery is for the overweight and the ugly. if your woman tell you that your penis is too long and your erections last too long then i would consider a group sex. that way one woman doesnt have to take the whole yard herself.
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delirious it is all relative. are you annoyed by the fact that you cant find the right man or are you annoyed that only the ugly ones chase after you?
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dear nancy,
it does indeed sound like you 2 are from different planets. it seems like you 2 should compromise as i can tell that you expect alot from him and that he doesnt want to give in entirely to your needs. also you have to figure out whether your expectations are actually "needs" or just "desires". let me use making love as an analogy. everybody has a "need" to make love (although i mentioned in a previous post that not everybody should be qualified to do so) but everybody has different "desires". for instance, every woman i have been with needed me to make love to them. they all just desired me to do it a different way. some wanted me to do it basic missionary while others wanted me to toss them around, slap 'em, spank 'em, call them dirty names, pull their hair, make them bleed, you get my point? you need to first distinguish between your "needs" and "desires". your boyfriend should fulfill your needs as much as he can and at least try to accommodate your desires. if you like it rough but hes a gentle giant then it probably isnt his nature but you can grab his hand and force him to slap you a couple of times if you like it that way. in turn you should accommodate his needs and at least try to accommodate his desires. well i hope this word of advice helped you, if you have any other questions you know where to find me. by the way, if things dont work out between you and your man, call me
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oh my god! dr. love you are bad! your comments are crude but someone true...hahaha...you are like a blend of howard stern and albert einstein. you should have your own TV show!
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thank you dr love you are a ray of hope
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